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Posted on 2016/06/17
#1831
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| MKGirlism |
*Phone rings* *Indian accent* "Hallo, this is Norton from Maikrosoft, I see yuu haff a vires on yuu Uindos compyuute". *Acts like a total idiot* *Indian person got stressed after 5 minutes* "Yuu uus a Appol Mek"? "You told me I have a Windows computer, so I thought I have a Windows computer". "Go to yuu internet". "By car"? "No no, open yuu Googol". "...Google, on Internet"? "Yes! Now write dablue-dablue-dablue"... (= "WWW".) "Sorry, but what is a dablue"? *Indian hangs up* This happened a couple of years ago, by the way. |
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Posted on 2016/07/16
#1925
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| LeonisaTrotsky | Or when a telemarketer from the US calls, you say this: "Hallo, thees eez Neentendo ohv Eendeeya. Hau mei I help yuu?" *Telemarketer hangs up* |
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Posted on 2016/07/16
#1927
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| SGC Yellow | Telemarketers used to call me a lot, now that you mention it, I would just say "No", and hang up. |
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Posted on 2016/07/23
#1951
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| ★MαsterDιzzy |
MKGirlism... You acted brilliantly X] And now that i said that... i got an idea... hmm... Yeah ! I'm gonna troll some scammers on TF2 and CS:GO ! It would've be the best idea in this world ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ |