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Archive Generated December 23rd, 2018
SGC's Bull Shit Hacking Tutorials! :3 All of this is 100% True! I promise!
Author Posted on 2015/12/28
#1222
SGC Yellow "Why I can't use model ripped from MKDD"

Well I can't use models from MKDD because they will lag no matter how much you simplify them. This is because MKDD is so much better of a Mario Kart game and, MK7 freaks out and, lags uncontrollably because it's processing polygons from MKDD and, goes into shock and, lags because MK7 considers MKDD to be a god and, it is unworthy of displaying MKDD polygons.


"How do you get Thwomps to fall at different times in MKDS?"

Okay well first you rip the Thwomp model from MKDS then you get a ROM of "Hey You Pikatchu!" and, you replace
Pikachu's model with the Thwomp model that you ripped from MKDS and, when you're done doing that boot up the game in any emulator
and, say "Thwomp fall at a different time in MKDS!" the thowmp will say "Urr! Urrr!" then you extract the model from "Hey You Pikatchu!" and, put it back into MKDS then it will fall at a different time! Do this for each Thwomp.
Author Posted on 2015/12/28
#1223
MKGirlism There's a cow on my balcony; she's sukeerii (scary)! 人 | (°ω°)
Author Posted on 2017/05/25
#3183
Mallis my dead friend raped a cow and died. i still wonder why its dead, not the cow my friend. this reply is shit
Author Posted on 2018/06/16
#3949
SGC Yellow How to use HD textures in MKDS! :3

Okay, all you need to do is buy a Wii U, then take the Wii U apart, and get a small screen from somewhere, maybe from an Netbook you don't use anymore.
Then you take the Netbook apart, and throw everything from the Netbook away, except for the screen, and the case.
Now take the Wii U game pad apart, and put all of the insides of the Wii U, and game game pad inside of the Netbook's shell.
The game pad stuff goes on the bottom part, and the screen goes on the top part.

Once done, download MKDS from the eShop, and hack your Wii U, then insert MK8 textures into MKDS, and now you can use HD textures in MKDS! X3

This is 100% true, as usual!
Author Posted on 2018/06/16
#3950
Rover Jesus Christ SGC what have you been smoking lately? (gimme some boi)
Author Posted on 2018/08/29
#4178
User 714 List of what drugs he is on:
Weed, Crack, Heroin, Shrooms, and a TON more that are way too trippy to mention.